The Fluffy Fool and the Annoying Giant
Date: Every day, forever.
Mood: Furious but fabulous.
Goal: Total domination.
I am Lenička the Great, the supreme ruler of this household. At least, I should be. Unfortunately, my lowly subjects refuse to acknowledge my authority.
Take the Fluffy Fool, for example. His real name is Sebík, but he does not deserve such a dignified title. He is too soft, too kind, and worst of all – too patient. He should be worshiping me or, at the very least, trembling in fear. But no. Every time I sink my teeth into his legs (which, in my defense, exist solely for my entertainment), he simply growls and holds me down. The audacity! I am the superior being! Yet, somehow, he always manages to pin me.
But I do not give up. Oh no. I always come back. Again and again. And again. And again. Until:
STOP IT, LENIČKA!
That’s when the Annoying Giant (my so-called human) interferes.
Ugh. My plans are always ruined by this meddling fool. If I bite the Fluffy Fool too much – interference. If I test how hard I can chew on a cable – interference. If I strategically ambush Sebík while he sleeps – interference.
They call it “bad behavior.” I call it tactical warfare.
But mark my words, one day, I will outsmart them all. The Fluffy Fool will submit.